Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin & Meat Water, Oh My! Pitch Lab Comes to V9

Jay Mays Pitch Lab Volume Nine

At Volume Nine, everyone joins in on a client pitch at some point, whether they’re leading the charge or there for support. While some are natural public speakers and thrive when pitching, others prefer to remain safely behind screens, making SEO magic happen.

No matter our personal feelings about public speaking, everyone here at Volume Nine was excited to have Jay Mays, founder of Pitch Lab, stop by for an afternoon “beer-and-learn” talk recently.

Jay did stand-up comedy for years and picked up a few tricks for engaging an audience – and keeping them engaged. He rolls this into his 20 years of experience in sales and business development to create an awesome, funny, and educational workshop called Pitch Lab. During the workshop, he teaches how to become a better speaker and give better pitches, incorporating lessons from famous stand-up comedians.

Jay Mays Tina Fey Pitch Lab Volume Nine

V9’s Pitch Lab Experience

The workshop started with each member of the V9 team delivering jokes from Mitch Hedberg and ended with some brave V9ers pitching the team meat water, prescription windshields, and energy drinks for zoo animals. Along the way, we learned about engaging a crowd, minimizing stage fright, cutting out “ums” and “likes”, and much more. Even the most seasoned public speakers among us walked away with some new lessons about delivering an engaging pitch.

What V9ers Think of Pitch Lab

Here’s what some of the team had to say about their Pitch Lab experience:

“I loved the comedic examples and how famous comedians also incorporate public speaking methods in their stand-up. It was a great reminder that presentations don’t have to be boring. Even a sales pitch can be funny and engaging! – Olivia
"Pitch Lab delivers priceless lessons on how to speak and captivate an audience by anchoring your approach in stand-up comedy. Essential for anyone who wants to sharpen up on public speaking, beginner or advanced." – Ben
“Anytime you can combine an educational presentation with the natural humor of a stand-up comic, you’ve struck pure gold. The techniques learned are applicable across any industry and can help anyone move through client-facing work in a more confident (and funny) way.” – Brian
“I liked the combination of the fun, easy-going aura of stand-up comedy with high-pressure business pitches. Plus, who doesn't like to practice their techniques while talking about llamas or energy drinks?!” – Ashley
"Pitch Lab is funny, engaging, and interestingly practical for business applications. You will become aware of non-verbal communications you've never been aware of before, and how to improve your persuasion and confidence on an entirely new level...and laugh while doing it." – Jeremy
"The Pitch Lab workshop provided actionable tips on presenting/pitching in a super engaging, exciting and memorable way. The key takeaway for me was learning a whole new approach to presentations that I will definitely apply moving forward." – Carly  
carly webber, volume nine's social media lead, pitching meat water! 

carly webber, volume nine's social media lead, pitching meat water! 

Article originally published via Megan Duffy on V9 News

"Bring Your Own Pitch" @ Universal Mind!

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Bring Your Own Pitch!

You bring the pitch. We provide the stage.

In the same way a stand-up comic hits an open-mic, Pitch Lab is designed to help you clock the 10,000 hours of deliberate practice Malcolm Gladwell says make a master.

Whether you’re persuading a group of VCs, landing your next big client or preparing for an important speech, we all need practice to improve our pitch.

Pitch Lab Universal Mind

Presenters pitched their deck for 5 minutes in front of an expert panel consisting of a stand-up comedian, improve coach, and professional storyteller.

Our presenters received actionable feedback on how to improve their delivery, room command, and storytelling abilities. What was the best part? We all learned by listening to each other speak!

Our Lineup

Alison Daley, Founder & CEO, Recruiting Innovation

Alison is a Colorado native; gold mining runs in her blood. Firmly believing it's better to sell the pick axes in a gold rush then own the mines, she left a 10-year career in recruitment to train tech recruiters on how to improve their success with an online training program called Recruiting Innovation.

Alison Daley Pitch Lab
“I had a wonderful time at Pitch Lab. I thought everything went really smoothly. Pitch Lab had super on-point judges who gave great, constructive feedback. Overall, 5 out of 5 stars!”

Geoffrey Poirier, Founder & CEO, Meometer

Solid mentorship eluded Geoffrey Poirier his entire life, so he founded Meometer to solve the problem of lack of mentorship.

Geoffrey Poirier Pitch Lab
“I found a perfect match for my need to work on my Angel Investor pitch in public: Pitch Lab. I had not yet presented this new pitch to anyone and I needed feedback. I regard comedians as the height of intelligence and awareness so getting feedback specifically from comedy experts who have business minds too? Dreamy!
 The entire panel managed to speak to each presenter’s individual level of experience, from novice to seasoned, and asked intelligent questions/gave sharp feedback. I can’t wait to come back and give it another go after working through the spot-on feedback from the panel.”

Dr. Ryan J. Engstrom, D.C., Founder & CEO, Level Chiropractic

Dr. Ryan is a board-certified Chiropractic Physician with nearly 10-years of practice experience. He is the founder and Chiropractic director of Level Chiropractic, where he creates and implements Chiropractic Corporate Wellness Programs. Dr. Ryan shared with us his latest talk “When Every Day’s a Sick Day: Bringing Healthcare In-House Without Breaking the Bank”

Dr. Ryan Engstrom Pitch Lab
"The feedback, besides being extremely helpful, was coming from professionals who have real world experience and insights into what it takes to get funded. So cool, thanks Pitch Lab!"

Zachary Cassidy, Founder & CEO, InkMage

Every year Americans spend millions of dollars on painful tattoo removals. Getting a tattoo is a serious decision that needs to be considered carefully. Inspired by his own desire for a memorial tattoo, Zach Cassidy developed InkMage, the best AR tool in the market to envision your tattoo before you ink!

Zachary Cassidy InkMage Pitch Lab
“Pitch Lab did a great job making me feel welcome. Their advice was hugely helpful and respectfully given. I cannot recommend them enough if you have even a little anxiety presenting to others.” 

HUGE THANKS to Universal Mind for hosting us and all of our presenters, panelists, and attendees for making this such a great event. 

Keep practicing your pitch, Denver! 

Passion Is for Amateurs. What to Focus on Instead.

Image via Lion King Wiki

Image via Lion King Wiki

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” – Paula Poundstone

16 months ago I left a great company, a company I loved, with the hope of doing something more with my career. I just turned 40. I was tired from being on the road so much. I wanted more time with my wife and kids. It was time for a change, but I didn’t know what was next.

So I read. A lot. Trying to find meaning. Looking for an authentic next step. Wanting to make the most of what is to be “the most successful decade of your career.”

And while I’m far from figuring it all out … (I mean, really, who am I to provide advice on finding your passion, purpose and path?) I did discover a few gems that have helped me tremendously and might help you, too.

Stop doing shit you hate.

You may remember being passionate about practically everything work-related when you were young. I know I do. But, as time goes on, it becomes harder to feel that corporate passion. Especially when nothing feels new. After all, you’re not saving lives. You’re not even saving pets’ lives.

Then Gary Vaynerchuk inspired me to replace the word “passion” with “strength.” This change in perspective changes everything. After that, I wasn’t stuck trying to find passion anymore and created a new plan where I let my strengths guide my decisions.

His message is simple and powerful: Stop doing shit you hate. Nail down your strengths so you can discover your passion.

Ryan Holiday takes the idea of passion one step further in his fantastic book called “The Ego Is the Enemy.” In it, he goes so far as to say you shouldn’t be passionate. Why? Because passion is too deeply rooted in emotion and clouds sound decision-making. Instead, leave passion for amateurs and focus on your purpose.


Relax, purpose is everywhere.

Do you ever wonder about your life’s purpose? Does it all come down to a single moment like it did for Simon Birch? Will you be ready for it? What if it never comes?  What if you never invent the next iPhone, cure cancer or land an HBO comedy special?

Then again, what if life isn’t about a single purpose, but rather many different purposes?

Love your partner. Be the best parent you can be. Help your clients succeed. Prioritize your health. Be of service to those in need. All of these are purposes in life.

In Ask the Aged, Karl Pillemer interviews the elderly and discovers that purpose comes down to this:

“The oldest Americans, most of whom also struggled with the question of purpose, tell you to relax. They say that you are likely to have a number of purposes, which will shift as you progress through life.”

Lead with your strengths. They will get you where you need to go. Purpose is everywhere.

There’s no such thing as the wrong career path.

I’ve always thought it’s okay to be on the wrong path, as long as you’re moving in the right direction. But what if there’s no such thing as the wrong career path?  

Turns out, it’s all stepping stones. Choose a goal and go. Anything. Just get moving. Neil Strauss does a fantastic job of explaining at the 36:15 mark. Fast-forward to that part in the interview and listen for 2 minutes. It’s worth it.

The best strategies are emergent. Your path up to this point hasn’t been predictable. It was made up of a series of small decisions. Forks in the road you will continue to encounter for the rest of your life.

I love this quote from Peter Sims’ “Little Bets: How Breakthrough Ideas Emerge from Small Discoveries,” which shines a light on how we prevent ourselves from getting started on our own paths:

“One of the most commons things I hear people say is they would do something new—take an unconventional career path or start a company—but they need a great idea first. I learned that most successful entrepreneurs don’t begin with brilliant ideas—they discover them.”


“Not everything has to be okay. And that’s okay.”

Seth Godin's book “What to Do When It’s Your Turn (and It’s Always Your Turn)” has been a great inspiration to me in facing my fear of failure. His philosophies are:

“Fuck it, ship it.”


“He who fails most, wins.”

He goes on to say nothing you do means anything until it interacts with the market. Until then, it’s as if there is no work. Like this blog post I’ve been sitting on for months now. I have to publish it.

No, it’s not perfect. But, for me, it represents a single authentic step forward. There's no simple way to quiet the noise in your head. Not everything has to be okay.

Maybe you’re sitting on imperfect work as well. Work that might change the entire trajectory of your career. Go ahead, ship it. I’d love to read it. Probably. At the very least, I’ll skim it. I’m kidding… send me a link. 

Improv Comedy Workshop @ General Assembly!

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How To Use Improv Comedy As A Tool For Creative Problem Solving @ General Assembly! 

There's no getting around it. We live in an unscripted world. If you mean to make an impression, you have to be able to think on your feet, hurl yourself into the moment and improvise. And like a great improv troupe, successful businesses must rely on similar tools to succeed.

What We Learned

Pitch Lab instructors Joel Lutz & RJ Owen led us through a gauntlet of hilarious improv comedy exercises. We had a blast, but the real lesson at the heart of this workshop is to be a better listener. Whether it's in business or your personal life, let go of your own personal agenda, be present in the moment and actively listen. From there, trust yourself that you will know the right thing to say to solve the problem, innovate or get a huge laugh. 

Not to mention, processing ideas "on the fly" is the number one thing Google looks for when hiring new recruits. 

the team crushing 2-line scenes at general assembly!

the team crushing 2-line scenes at general assembly!

What Folks Said

"I had no idea what to expect but absolutely loved the class and the exercises. I've always been very public-speaking phobic and calculated in how I communicate, so I learned some great lessons for relaxing and being in the moment that I'll apply to work and life!"
— Rachel Richardson, Merkle 


"I've been to a few GA workshops and this was by far the most engaging and dynamic. Wonderful experience, and the time went by way too quickly!"

— Patricia Sandler, Tufts University


"Do more of these unique business-related (and especially sales related) courses! I'll recruit all my colleagues." 

— Kara Cedrone, FullContact 


"This was one of the most helpful sessions I've been to."

— Jason Morris, Martines Palmeiro Construction

huge thanks to joel & RJ for making improv magic

huge thanks to joel & RJ for making improv magic

Why Breaking "The 4th Wall" Will Make You a More Engaging Speaker

jim gaffigan whisper voice

What Is "The Fourth Wall?" 

The formal definition of The Fourth Wall is a theatrical term for the imaginary “wall” that exists between actors on stage and the audience. 

Obviously, no such wall really exists, but to keep up the illusion of theater, the actors pretend that they cannot hear or see the audience and the audience gets to enjoy the wonderful sensation of being a fly on the wall. The same effect often occurs in movies, only the fourth wall in that instance is a camera lens.

In some of your favorite movies and television shows, actors purposely break the fourth wall and speak directly to the audience. This happens in shows like Modern Family and The Office, when they conduct their interviews for the audience. Another example is Kevin Spacey in House of Cards -- when his character confesses to the audience about his true feelings in the moment. 

Image courtesy of Julie Hansen, @acting4sales

Image courtesy of Julie Hansen, @acting4sales

How Does this Apply to Public Speaking? 

As we learned, when commanding the room, you break the fourth wall by "calling the room." How exactly do you call the room? Acknowledge the obvious in your surroundings... if you notice it, your audience notices it. This will keep everyone there with you in the moment and engaged in the experience. 


Watch Jim Break The 4th Wall with His Whisper Voice

And since we discuss Jim Gaffigan in our stand-up comedy workshop, I want to share one of my favorite clips about Jim's addition to cake! Notice what a great job he does both changing perspectives and breaking the 4th wall through the ingenious use of his whisper voice.

To learn more about breaking the fourth wall contact Pitch Lab. We'd love to help you be a funnier, more engaging speaker! 


7 Hard-Hitting Questions for Pitch Lab Instructors RJ Owen & Joel Lutz!



There's no getting around it. We live in an unscripted world. If you mean to make an impression, you have to be able to think on your feet, hurl yourself into the moment and improvise. And like a great improv troupe, successful businesses must rely on similar tools to succeed.

We caught up with Pitch Lab’s own RJ Owen and Joel Lutz to ask them 7 important questions about their origin story, Dad jokes, and why you should sign up for their upcoming improv comedy workshop at General Assembly on June 5th. 


How did the two of you meet?

RJ: Joel and I were introduced when a pal of ours started a little breakfast club. We had a lot of similar interests and enjoyed riffing on each other’s jokes in conversation. Later when Jay and I put together the initial concept for Pitch Lab, I knew Joel would bring a lot of expertise from his perspective as an improv coach. It’s been great to collaborate with him.

Joel: What RJ said, except I had to beg him to be included in Pitch Lab.

Why isn’t there more love between improv comedians and stand-up comedians?

Joel: For the same reason Kanye doesn’t like Taylor Swift.  Artistic and crazy doesn’t mix well with corporate and cliché!… wait, am I allowed to say that?

What’s your favorite Dad joke?

RJ: Why did the chicken cross the road?  (Why)

To get to the ugly guy's house.


Knock knock (Who's there?)

It's the chicken!

Joel: A man walked into a bar… and fell down.

What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had on stage?

Joel: It was a 90-minute show for railroad workers and it was completely silent the entire time.  Well there was one moment where someone in the back murmured, “This is supposed to be funny? Can I get another beer?!”

Hooray, my work matters!

Everyone has a good app idea. What’s yours?  

Joel: Ummmmm… an app that gives me good ideas for apps!

How has improv helped you in your career?

RJ: I use improv skills every day. Improv’s focus on collaboration and building on each other’s ideas with principles like “Yes, And” are absolutely essential for getting the most out of anything we do collaboratively, and as a designer a lot of my creative ideas come this way.

Treating our team like an improv ensemble cast - where everyone wins or loses based on the success of the team and not any individual - also helps make our team a healthy place where everyone has a say and brings all of their creative energy to the table.

Lastly, we’re presenting to clients all the time. We use skills similar to improv comedians to connect with our “audience” and adjust our material on the fly to respond to their feedback or reactions.

Joel: Improv has helped reshape almost every part of my life. I have learned that how I react on stage to a suggestion or what another actor is offering, is very similar to how I respond in real life to challenges and obstacles.  

One of the best places I’ve found in life, is when I’m open to new opportunities and in a position to act so that I can capitalize on them in a meaningful way.  I believe improv can be a vehicle to incorporate these values/traits into one’s own life.

Why should I sign up for your improv workshop at General Assembly on Monday, June 5th?

RJ: You’re going to learn how to explore new creative ideas and unlock innovation (as buzz-wordy as that sounds) and you’re going to do it through a crazy fun improv workshop. Even really good professional development events are rarely as enjoyable as this one will be - don’t miss it!

Joel: If you sign up RJ will guarantee you a new job, and a Tesla! It’s pretty amazing!

Register now for Pitch Lab: How To Use Improv Comedy As A Tool For Creative Problem-Solving and get 25% off with the promo code 'pitchlab' courtesy of our friends at General Assembly!

RJ & Joel 

RJ & Joel 

Special Event ft. Ben Kronberg @ Thrive Workplace!

Pitch Lab @ Thrive WOrkplace 5/23/17

Pitch Lab @ Thrive WOrkplace 5/23/17

Pitch Lab: How To Be A More Engaging Speaker Using Stand Up Comedy ft. Ben Kronberg

by: Keefer Caid-Loos

What better way to kick off the summer than by hanging out with comedians and learning how to become a better speaker? Am I right?! Pitch Lab had an awesome workshop featuring Ben Kronberg recently. If you weren’t there, you missed out!

Ben is a stand-up comedian based out of New York. He headlines comedy clubs and festivals worldwide AND he has a hilarious Half Hour Comedy Special on Comedy Central!

Jay Mays, Jim Gaffigan & Ben Kronberg 

Jay Mays, Jim Gaffigan & Ben Kronberg 

Jay Mays, Pitch Lab Co-Founder, does an excellent job bringing the worlds of sales and comedy together to help professionals be more engaging speakers. Together, Ben and Jay offered valuable tips and tricks to improve your stage presence and connect better with the audience. 

Ben Flashing his Engagement Techniques

Ben Flashing his Engagement Techniques

The public speaking advice from Ben Kronberg was phenomenal. Attendees raved:

"Presenters of all experience levels can benefit from Pitch Lab. You can make your material more engaging, impactful, and memorable by using the simple techniques. So, teachers, sales people, managers, comics, and/or anyone who speaks to audiences—get your butt to Pitch Lab. Fun. Easy. Immediately useful."
-- Dan Leary, CEO, B9 Sales Ops
Chuck Aikens, Volume Nine CEO, Slinging Jokes

Chuck Aikens, Volume Nine CEO, Slinging Jokes

Perhaps one of the most unique aspects about Pitch Lab’s workshops is how interactive they are. The level of audience participation allows attendees to learn hands on.  Attendees like Chuck Aikens, Volume Nine CEO, had the opportunity to slay the crowd, while receiving actionable feedback on how to take their delivery and room command to the next level. 

That's me standing in the back with my arms crossed. What's up!

That's me standing in the back with my arms crossed. What's up!

My biggest takeaway from Pitch Lab’s workshop was that 93% of our communication comes from our voice, gestures, and tone. Projecting when you speak and utilizing pauses for dramatic effect play a more critical role in how people interpret what you say than I realized.

Pitch Lab has some exciting events coming up in the future. Be sure to RSVP to attend the next event: How to Use Improv Comedy as a Tool for Creative Problem-Solving! The event takes place on Monday, June 5th at General Assembly, WeWork LoHi. See you there! -- Keefer

Backstage post-show with cristian whitney, ben kronberg & jay mays!

Backstage post-show with cristian whitney, ben kronberg & jay mays!

Private Coaching for REDI Lab Students @ Colorado Academy!

Jay Mays & Daniel Reskin Coaching REDI Lab Students @ Colorado Academy

Jay Mays & Daniel Reskin Coaching REDI Lab Students @ Colorado Academy

According to a recent openIDEO challenge:

“This year, U.S. public high schools recorded a graduation rate of 83.2 percent, the highest number ever in recorded history. As these students transition into the American workforce, they’re likely to have four job changes in less than 10 years. Of those jobs, two billion will disappear by 2030—that’s approximately 50 percent of employment opportunities today.”

In a world where this is the context for education, students need to learn a set of tools and mindsets that helps them adapt and develop new capacities.

Toward this end, REDI Lab students worked with Jay Mays and Daniel Reskin from Pitch Lab today with the goal of learning how to present ideas more effectively using techniques from the world of stand-up comedy. Pitch Lab believes that a great presentation is all about delivery, just like a great comedy performance and Mays and Reskin spend a lot of time helping entrepreneurs learn how to pitch ideas in a clear, entertaining and unforgettable way.

Today, students played a few rounds of comedy karaoke to learn how to adapt the strategies of successful comedians to the presentations they will be making in a few weeks. Like many of the lessons that students learn at Colorado Academy, they have long term value to prepare young people for more than just college.

Plus, we all need more humor in our lives so a dose of comedy is always good!

Colorado Academy Pitch Lab

Article originally published via Paul Kim on Colorado Academy News

How These Companies Used Storytelling to Succeed

Tim Shisler leading "Storytelling for Startups" @ The Commons on Champa

Tim Shisler leading "Storytelling for Startups" @ The Commons on Champa

The companies that succeed in storytelling are the same companies that succeed in sales and growth. The following three stories capture the audience, paint a story, and tie in the product pitch seamlessly. As you go to pitch your product or new service line, take some pointers from the videos below. 

Dollar Shave Club

The market for razor blades was over saturated at best, but Dollar Shave Club was able to break through the noise by using comedy and storytelling in their initial commercial. 

This simple but entertaining video only cost $4,500 but was able to build their business into a multi-million dollar empire. 

Poo Purri

Poo Purri's video is carefully crafted with storytelling in mind. Notice that they don't mention the product in the first full minute. Instead, they paint a clear picture of the problem, using humor to keep the audience engaged. 


Elon Musk's pitch captures audience members and got the web buzzing after his Tesla Powerwall performance. His flow of presentation is carefully crafted, starting with the problem and urgency, before moving onto the possibilities-- before explaining how Tesla will get there. 

The three above videos are examples of companies using storytelling to gain awareness and trust. If you'd like to improve your storytelling for the betterment of your company, contact Pitch Lab. We host public and private events that can transform your pitches and speaking projects into compelling stories. 

Strategic Storytelling for Startups @ The Commons on Champa!

Tim Shisler Breaking Down His Storytelling Framework for Startups 

Tim Shisler Breaking Down His Storytelling Framework for Startups 

About This Epic Event

Telling a great story is more than showcasing your product, market opportunity or expertise. Great stories, the ones that lead to action, are constructed in a way that brings together the human need to ‘fight or flight’, with an actionable solution.

In this Pitch Lab workshop, we discuss common mistakes startups make when telling stories and provide a toolkit so you can avoid them.

We’ll also dive into the science of storytelling and why the hero's journey is more than just a Hollywood structure.

What trials unite not only Harry Potter or Frodo Baggins but many of literature's most interesting heroes? And what do ordinary people have in common with these literary heroes? 

Takeaways from the Stage

  • Storytelling framework to understand why stories work and how to improve yours through small changes
  • Techniques on how to quickly connect and form a trusting relationship with audiences
  • 5 story types all startup founders need to master


About The Instructor

Led by storytelling expert, Tim Shisler, Founder of Tim works with a number of accelerator programs including Techstars Boulder, Galvanize, Travelport Labs and Catalyze CU.

Tim's professional speaking experience includes TEDxBoulder, Ignite Boulder, General Assembly, Denver Startup Week, Society of American Travel Writers Global Convention and TBEX workshops. 


And BIG THANKS to The Commons on Champa!

Thanks to Jesse & the commons for all the hospitality! See you again soon.

Thanks to Jesse & the commons for all the hospitality! See you again soon.